Countdown to Juan Pablo

5 Important Questions from The Bachelor: Countdown to Juan Pablo

1. Does this girl always jump around in her underwear?

I’m the MOST fun!

2. What is in all these awesome looking bowls of food (other than bananas?)

What time do we eat?

3. What is Juan Pablo’s job? He has Venezuelan baseball players sign memorabilia? What?

Hey sign these cleats bro

4. Does Juan Pablo always make his daughter dress identically to him?

Not weird at all

5. And most importantly, who are these girls flashing?

Fuck it, we’re not going to win anyways