The Season Finale of The Bachelor was last night, and this season as a whole was pretty difficult to watch. But it was even harder for the girls on the show.
This show is getting pretty boring, huh? Sadly, as potential wives are cut, things inevitably become less fun. At any rate, I hit all the high points in my GIF Recap on BuzzFeed. Check it out, won’t you?
This week – boats, soccer, bungee jumping, pool parties, and so much more! (Actually not that much more)
Chris Harrison, wearing a questionable shirt, shows up with the first “one on one” date invite
|You would think a former NBA Dancer would know how to dance?|
The group date is soccer-themed, because Juan Pablo used to play soccer, so obviously
Juan Pablo and Andi shared an intimate kiss behind a concession stand
|This may be Sharleen’s first kiss ever|
Chelsie gets the second “one on one” date
|You cannot unsee this GIF|
|Elise is 27 and Chelsie is 24. What a baby.|
|Author’s note: As a professional front seat car dancer this personally offends me|
And after what seems like forever, Chelsie finally jumps off a bridge
|“I’ve never had a first kiss hanging upside down off a bridge” – Really Chelsie?|
They forego the cocktail party for a pool party
Until next week, please enjoy Juan Pablo endlessly spraying Champagne
1. Does this girl always jump around in her underwear?
|I’m the MOST fun!|
2. What is in all these awesome looking bowls of food (other than bananas?)
|What time do we eat?|
3. What is Juan Pablo’s job? He has Venezuelan baseball players sign memorabilia? What?
|Hey sign these cleats bro|
4. Does Juan Pablo always make his daughter dress identically to him?
|Not weird at all|
5. And most importantly, who are these girls flashing?
|Fuck it, we’re not going to win anyways|